Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I'm gonna fight the coyote
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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