On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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