so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
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