So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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