There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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