It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
jump out the window naked night went bad
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Randomize
