Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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