Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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