If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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