we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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