Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
Randomize
