when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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