it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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