yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
