is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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