i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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