You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
Randomize
