come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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