Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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