So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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