Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
