I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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