i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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