using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Randomize
