So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
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