i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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