Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
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