bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Randomize
