When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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