great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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