don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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