My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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