Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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