New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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