I'm lost and stupid without you.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Randomize
