Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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