Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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