She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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