Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
tell me about the fingering
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