gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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