I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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