yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Everyone says I win the strip club
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
