glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
my nose is crying tears of wow.
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