I'm gonna have a badass scar
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
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