I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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