I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I have grass duct taped all over my body
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
