Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
