Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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