Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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