We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
Randomize
